Thursday, July 19, 2012

12 Totally Ridiculous Resume Mistakes



By Brandon Ballenger | Money Talks News – Wed, Jul 18, 2012 1:50 AM EDT
More than 12.5 million Americans are looking for work, according to the latest government jobs report. For many of them, the difference between being a statistic and being employed is a good resume.

We’re not even talking about a lot of work experience, although that’s part of it. A new CareerBuilder survey of almost 2,300 hiring managers nationwide asked what would make them automatically dismiss a candidate. Among the top responses were typos (61 percent), an inappropriate email address (35 percent), not listing skills (30 percent), and sending in a resume more than two pages long (22 percent).

[Related: 7 Legitimate Work-at-Home Jobs for 20-Somethings]

That’s not all. The survey also asked hiring managers to describe their most memorably terrible applications. Here are the hilarious ones…
  • Candidate called himself a genius and invited the hiring manager to interview him at his apartment.
  • Candidate’s cover letter talked about her family being in the mob.
  • Candidate applying for a management job listed “gator hunting” as a skill.
  • Candidate’s resume included phishing as a hobby.
  • Candidate specified that her resume was set up to be sung to the tune of “The Brady Bunch.”
  • Candidate highlighted the fact that he was “Homecoming Prom Prince” in 1984.
  • Candidate claimed to be able to speak “Antartican” when applying for a job to work in Antarctica.
  • Candidate’s resume had a photo of the applicant reclining in a hammock under the headline “Hi, I’m   _____ and I’m looking for a job.”
  • Candidate’s resume was decorated with pink rabbits.
  • Candidate listed “to make dough” as the objective on the resume.
  • Candidate applying for an accounting job said he was “deetail-oriented” and spelled the company’s name incorrectly.
  • Candidate’s cover letter contained “LOL.”
Sometimes there’s a fine line between obnoxious and genius – managers also shared their most creative applications, and some of these don’t sound that different from the Brady Bunch sing-along resume. All got hired…
  • Candidate sent his resume in the form of an oversized Rubik’s Cube, where you had to push the tiles around to align the resume.
  • Candidate who had been a stay-at-home mom listed her skills as nursing, housekeeping, chef,      teacher, bio-hazard cleanup, fight referee, taxi driver, secretary, tailor, personal shopping assistant, and therapist.
  • Candidate created a marketing brochure promoting herself as the best candidate.
  • Candidate listed accomplishments and lessons learned from each position. He gave examples of good customer service he provided as well as situations he wished he would have handled differently.
  • Candidate applying for a food and beverage management position sent a resume in the form of a    fine-dining menu.
[Related: Five High-Paying, Low-Stress Jobs]

Hiring managers spend an average of just six seconds looking at your resume – obviously you do need something to stand out. But that doesn’t mean you have to use some kind of gimmick. The weird ways people find jobs make for interesting stories, but those people are a lucky minority. Sometimes simple is best, so here are a few quick tips…

1. Include only relevant experience and accomplishments

The employer doesn’t care how interesting your life is – only if you’re a good fit for the job. If you can’t make past experience sound useful to the new role, leave it off.

2. Leave enough space to keep it readable

Nobody wants to strain their eyes looking at a dense block of text, least of all hiring managers who have to look at hundreds of those blocks. Leaving some white space makes your resume stand out – and it requires you to trim wordy descriptions and make judgment calls about the best stuff to leave in.

3. Instead of a vague objective, provide a quick summary of your experience

While “to gain valuable experience and help the company succeed” is a smarter objective than “to make dough,” it’s still a no-brainer waste of space. Make that objective useful by explaining what you’ve done, what you’re good at, and how you can fit into the company.

4. Proofread multiple times for mistakes

You probably already do this just after updating it. But wait a few hours or until the next day and do it again, so you look at it from a fresh perspective. Even better: Ask the English major among your friends and family to take a look.


Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Martha ih a tipalh mi




Cule Zisu in a sangih a hnenah, "Martha, Martha, thil tampi thuhla ah dawrhar le thinbuai in na um asi hi.A tulmi cu thil pakhat lawng asi.Acui thiltha cu Mary in a hril zo.Cumi cu a hnen ihsin lawnsak a si lo ding,"ti ah a ti.{Lk.10"41-42}.

Voikhat cu kan Bawipa Zisukhrih le a dungthlun pawl khaul an tlawn lai ah,Bethany khua ih Martha tei inn ah a va thleng{Lk.10:38-39,John.11:1}. Martha cun Zisu le a dungthlun pawl ei ding ti le rawl a timlamh sak ih Mary cu Zisu'i kehram ah a thu ngai ding in a to{Lk.10:39-40}.Martha in bang zet in Zisu le a dungthlun pawl hrangah a tuan nan Bawipa a lungawi lo, a di a riam lo. Bawipa'i hnatuan rero si ih Zisu'i di riam cuanglo hi a um thei a si cu.Ziangruangah ha asi ke,,,,

1. Martha in Zisu taktak hnak in a rawngbawl a buaipi sawn ruangah{Lk.10:40}.
               Pathian hnatuan hi a sunglawi tuk mi le a ropi tukmi hnatuan a si ko nan, Amah Bawipa hnak ih a hnatuan kan buaipi ahcun suallo vek in langhman sehla Bawipa a lungawi theilo asi. Mi hrekkhat cu Bawipa'i hnatuan ah kan buai tuk ih amah taktak pawl manlo, amah thawi can hmang manlo khop ih a hnatuan kan buaipi ah hin Zisu a lungawi lo lawlaw asi. Pathian ruangih rawngbawlnak programe neih tam thei tla hi a sualnak cu a um lo men ding, asinan amah taktak pawlkom manlo khop ih rawngbawlnak programe kan neih cun Bawipa alungawi theilo asi.Asile zumtu Bawipa taktak maw a rawngbawl ha kan buaipi deuh...?Zisu in thil zianghman amah ai ih kan duh, amah ai ih kan buaipi a sianglo asi.Thlacam le Bible siar thei nawnlo khop ih rawngbawlnak ruangih kan bangmi hi Setan in kan thahnem ngainak hmangih in bum nak cikhat asi.Rawngbawl rero vek si kan nunthup a ro asi ahcun tisa nak maktara a si zo asi. Thildang cu rel ding a um lo, amai rawngbawlnak lala hman amah Pathian taktak kehram ih to ih a thusim mi ngai hnak ih kan buaipi pohpoh cun tisa nak asi zo asi.

2. Martha ih tipalh lehmi cu Zisu'i hrangih a rawngbawl nak hi mdang hmuhsualnak ah a hmang{{Lk.10:40}.
                      Bawipa'i hna cu mi an tuan maw tuanlo ah kan buai ding asilo, mi an tuanlo khal le Bawipa'i in fial vek ih tuan men ding kan si Israel pawl hruaitu Joshau bang in{Josh.24:14-15}. Kawhhran sungkhal ah mi hrekkhat cu Bawipa'i hna kan tuanmi in midang er nak, hmuhsualnak le midang sawisel nak ah kan hmang pang theu. Hihi tisa rawngbawlnak asi. Mi Pathian thlaru kaih hruainak ih rawng a bawl ahcun a rawngbawk nak ruangah midang dem le hmuhsual nak ah a hmang dahlo ding. Pathian zangfahnak hnatuan thei ih a um hi Pathian a thangthat in a lungawinak ah a cang sawn asi.Kan rawngbawlnak in midang a tirit maw? or a tizang khai?Midang hrangah kan rawngbawlnak hi hahdam tertu a silo ih mi phurrit tertu asi cun tisa nak ah an lut zo tinak asi. Pathian thlarau hrauinak hnuai ih mi in rawng a bawl cun a rawngbawlnak hnuai ah mi an cawl hahdam asi,,mi an ritter dahlo.

         

3. Zisu'i hrangih a rawngbawlnak cun mi parih thinhengnak a thleng{Lk.10:40}.
            Pathian duhzawng ih rawngbawlnak cun taksa lam ah ziangvek in bangkhal hai sehla, thintawinak a thlen dahlo.Lungawinak taktak sungah mi ahruai sawn{Saam.100:2}.Uanu kawhhran sungah siseh, hmundang ah siseh na rawngbawlnak in midang parih thinheng nak le innsang khal ah thintawinak in thlen pang asi ahcun Thlarau kaihhraui nak hnuai ah rawngbawl lo in tisa in rawng kan bawl ruangah asi.Mi in Pathian Thlarau kaih hruai nak hnuai ih rawng a bawl ahcun amai nun ahahdam, ih a kiangkap khal an hahdam asi. "Zohman thinheng ding khop in Pathian hnatuan thei kan umlo". Ka tuantam tuk si ka thinheng khal le ka mawhlo ti thei kan um lo.Amai zangfah nak lala ruangaih tuan thei fang kan si ee{1Kor.15:8-10}.

4. Mahlawng tuan vek ih theih awknak{Lk.10:40}.
Martha in keimah lawng i tuan ter a ti. Pathian hna kan tuan tikah mah lawng tuan tha, midang tuanmi cu ziangsilo, mai tuandan lawng hi Pathian lungkim ding vek ih ruahawk aol te.Bible cun "zokhal maibul thil lawng ngaihsaklo in midang thil tla ngaihsak uh"{Phi.2:4} in ti asi.Langsar zet ih Pathian hna kan tuan rero hmang kan tilai ah langsar lemlo ih kan tluklo mi an rak tam lutuk ti tla ruah thiam atul. Martha in keimah lawng i tuan ter hi...ati bangih mahlawng Pathian ih duhtling ih Pathian hnatuan ih neihawk aol te. hihi tisa nak pittawp asi. Mi hrekkhat milai hmuhdan in crusade le camping an tuah dahlo, kawhhran sungah hnatuan sang deuh tla an kai lemlo nan anmah le Pathian karlak ih nun ropi lutuk hi an um asi.

Martha ih tipalhmi hmang in Thlarau lam nun dik kan zir theinak dingah Pathian thlaw in suah hramseh.
                         
Evan. David ceu





Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Memorial Service of Rev. Khuang Lian Kap




by San No Thuan

Texts: 1 Cor 11:23-26, Matt. 26:26, Saam 23:1-6, John 14:1-3

Thuhmai hruai

1.     Hngilh lonak (Memorial service) tuah ding ih in fial hmaisa biktu hi Jesuh a si ih, Jesuh in ziangmi hngilhh lo dingah in fial?
2.     Baby Pa in ziang hi cinken ter in duh?
3.     Harsatnak kan ton tikah Pathian hi khui tawk ah a um? (Saam 23:1-6)


1. Jesuh le memorial service

Jesuh ih in theih ringringnak dingah a ti tikah, a ziang bik hi cinman ter in duh si pei? Bawipa zaanriah a pek lai caan cu thinglamtah ih a thih hlan te ah a si. An thawi an vuak le thinglamtah par ih an thlai dingmi pawl a mitthlam ah a lang zet ding. Culai caan ah himi tonghi a tongmi a si: “In theih ringringnak dingah” hi sang le cabitti hi run hmang ringring uh a ti.

Mihrek in Jesuh ih sinak pawl: profet, puithiam, le siangpahrang a sinak pawl cinman ter in duh si ding tiah an ti. Mihrek in Pathian fapa a sinak pawl cinman ter in duh si ding tiah an ti. Cumi pawl khal cu a tel ko ding. Asinan, a hleice ih cinman ter a duhmi sawnmi cu a dam sung sunzaan in a sim, a zirh, a nun daan in a langh ter reromi Pathian ih uknak, “The reign of God” hi a si. Cuih Pathian uknak cu Jesuh in lei tlun ih a rat zo ruangah Amah in a thok ih, asinan famkim zet ih kan tonteh ding caan cu Vaan ah a si leh ding. Luke 17:20-21 sungah, Jesuh in Pathian uknak cu nan hnen ah (nan sungah) a um zo tiah a sim.
20Farasi mi ṭhenkhat in, “Ziang tikah so Pathian Uknak a ra thlen ding?” tiah Jesuh cu an sut. Jesuh in, “Pathian Uknak cu mithmuh in a ra lo. 21Zohman in ‘Zohhnik uh! Hinah a um hi! Khinah a um khi!’ tiah an ti lo ding. Ziangah tile Pathian Uknak cu nan sungah a um a si,” * tiah a ti.
A nunnak zate in a sim, a zirh, a langh ter ih hi leitlun ah a din zomi Pathian uknak le a fehdaan (system) lamzin (The ways of the Kingdom of God) pawl hi hngilh hrimhrim hlah uh tiah in tinak a si.  

Jesuh in thu a zirh tintein a simmi cu Pathian uknak ih umzia lole lamzin (system) cu:

1.     Antamci vek, thilnu (colh) vek, - a tuhtu pawl in an tuh tikah, a fate zet nan, tumpipi ah a cang, thil a thleng theh thei ti pawl a sim.
2.     Thuhmi hlawnthil vek – a hmutu pawl cu thil dang hmuahhmuah an taanta thei.
3.     Fapa tlaan hlo pa a sim tikah, Pathian ih uknak ahcun Pathian in kan sualnak hnak ih tummi duhdawtnak thawn in duhdawt, kan sinak bang tuk in in cohlang ringring ih, kan sualnak khal in ngaithiam thei ti pawl a sim.
4.     Mina le mithi a thawh ter tikah a sim duhbikmi cu Pathian ih uknak ah natnak le thihnak a um nawn lo ti pawl a lang ter.
5.     Thlacam in zirh tikah khal a timi cu, “Vancung ih na duhnak a kim bang in leitlun khal ah kim ve seh" tiah ti uh in ti. Van lawngah Pathian uknak, duhnak kha kim ding si lo in, kan innsang, kan Kawhhran, le leilung par khal ah Pathian ih duhmi kim ding hi Jesuh ih in zirhmi a si. Pathian ih duhmi si lo mi feh daan le ziaza pawl kha kan hlon pei ih, Pathian ih duhmi ziaza, lungput le nun daan kha cohlang in kan nun pi ding a thupi zet.

Biaknak lam hruaitu pawl le Judah biaknak upa pawl le Rom ralkap pawl cun, kan thah lo ahcun Pathian uknak a timi in in neh ding ih, kan tokheng le Rom uknak a cem ding tiah an ruat. Curuangah, kan thah ahcun, a simmi pawl, a nun daan pawl le a minung pum hrimhrim khal hi a hlo mei ding ih Pathian uknak khal a cemrel men ding ih Rom cozah lawng a hmun ringring ding tiah an ruat. Rom cozah uk daan le feh daan lawng hmun ringring ter an tum. Cuih a hmun ter tum daan cu, ral naam le fei le cahnak in a si.

Duhdawtnak le Pathian Uknak

Rom cozah cun Pathian uknak cu hriamhrei cahnak le thazaang in dinsuah an tum. Asinan, Jesuh cun, duhdawtnak in dinsuah a tum. A thih zik tikah, an that ding ti a thei. Culai khal ah, Jesuh in, sang le sabiti cu a lak ih, “nan sual ngaithiamnak hrangah a phel kuaimi ka taksa le ka thisen a si” tiah in sim (Matt 26:28). A sim duhmi cu ka nunnak liam tiang ka lo duhdawt ih nan hnen ah ka lo umpi. Keimah ih ka lo duhdawt bang in Pakhat le khat duhdawt aw uh ti khal in cah bet.

Jesuh in a mah hngilh lonak hrangah Bawipa Zaanriah in hman ter tikah, riahsia ding le ttap ding sawn si lo in, vanram nuam dinsuah ding ih a tumtahmi kha cingmang in dinsuah vetu ding kan si. Cumi dinsuah daan cu kan thazaang in a si lo. Kan thinlungah vanram nuam ih umtu khuasak daan, Jesuh nun ih a lang zomi pawl kha pom tahrat ih nunpi ding khi a si. Cui lamzin cu duhdawtnak le zawnruahnak lamzin a si.

Bawi Jesuh hi lei le van tuahtu a si ko nan, in duhdawt tuk ruangah, fate aw ter zet le tangdor cuh tein thinglamtah par ah thi hlah sehla, puar thau zet le hngal zet in ral tla do ciamco sehla, tuih sunah minung hizat in kan duhdawt ding ka zum lo. Kan sunlawih ding ka zum lo. Duhdawtnak cun mi a neh ih, mi ih lung a hno ter. Zoso in zawmtai zettu a thih tikah riahsia ciamco dah? In duhdawttu a thih tikah a si kan thin a rak nat ih ka riah a siat. Curuangah, Jesuh ih Pathian uknak khal minung tampi lut dingih nan sawm tikah, keimah ih ka lo duhdawt bang in va duhdawt uh. Cun, an thinlung a thleng ding ti in simnak a si.

2. Baby Pa ih thuanthu le A Hmuitinmi

Hivek ih Baby Pa, Rev. Khuang Lian Kap le Pi Fung Lian Thluai hngilh lonak (memorial service) kan tuah tikah, ziangmi hi kan hngilh lo dingmi pawl an si? Pi Fung Lian Thluai cu ka thei tuk lo nan, Baby pa cu kan kom aw thei zet. Hla thiam le hla duh zet a si. Hnih suahsai thiam zet khal a si. Fimthiamnak lam khal ah M.Th tiang a rak zir. Pastor khal kum reipi a tuan. Cun, TTC ah lecturer tla a rak tuan. Mirang ca le tong khal a thiam zet. Cumi pawl hi kan cinken ding tha zet a si. Asinan, cumi pawl ih leng ah Rev. Khuang Lian Kap in cinken ter in duhmi a um hrih ding ka zum.

Baby pa in kum hi zat sung a rak tuan reromi hi ziang a si? Hla ih a rak phuah reromi pawl hi ziangthu an si? A rak simphuan reromi pawl hi ziangthu an si? Ka nunsan tiah a rak timi hi ziang a si?

Veikhat ah Baby Pa thawn an mileeng khan ah thu kan rel ih, I timi cu, “Pathian uknak sungah kan mipi pawl lut terta lo in, ziangtin cuih uknak sungah cun an thangso thei ding. Curuangah Khristian nun ih hrampi bik cu rundammi ka si ti theihnak hi a si” tiah I ti. A dik ka ti nasa.

Mi hmuahhmuah in Bawi Jesuh in I duhdawt, ka sualnak I ngaithiam, ka sinak vek in I cohlang ti theih ding hi a duh bikmi a si. Cumi a theitu pawl cu Anmah a duhdawttu Jesuh ih duhdawt daan bang in midang an va duhdawt sin a si. Christian life, Christian nun timi cu Pathian ih tong duhmi tong suak, Pathian ih miduhdawt daan in mi va duhdawt khi a si. Cucu, Baby pa ih a nun san le tumtah bikmi a si.


3. Rev. Khuang Lian Kap ih Theology le Psalm 23

A dam lo tuk ih thlacamtu pawl hnen ah feh ding in an forh tikah a timi cu, “Damnak cu Pathian a si ih, cui Pathian cu ka hnen ah a um ringring. Damnak timi cu thlacam thiamtu pawl parah a thum aw lo. Dam ter I duh ahcun, Pathian in I dam ter ko ding” tiah a ti. Saam cangantu David bang in a zumnak cu a fek ngaingai.

Saam 23:1-6
1.     Bawipa cu I hruaitu (c. 1-4).
a.     Bawipa in I khal ringring ti a fiang tuk. Tlimno lak ah I hruai ringringtu ti a thei (Caang 1-2).
b.     Thazaang thar thawn I khah ter ih, I tiamcia vek in lamzin dingah I hruai (c.3).
c.      Thihnak horkuam sung khal ah I umpi.
2.     Bawipa cu rawl I petu (c. 5)
a.     Rawl I pe.
b.     Hriak I culh. Welcome.
3.     Curuangah ruahsannak nung a nei.
a.     Ka nun sung hmuahhmuah thatnak le duhdawtnak cun I thlun ringring ding.
b.     Bawipa ih inn ah kumkhua in ka um ding.
c.      Zumtu cu kan thih hnu khal ah kan thlennak ding a um.

Thunetnak
1.     Jesuh ih memorial service hman daan in zirhmi cu, a nun sung a sim le a zirh reromi Pathian ih uknak thu kha hngilh lo ding in duh sak. Cui Pathian uknak cu duhdawtnak ih din ding a si zia khal a nunnak in a langh ter ih, Jesuh ih duhdawtnak le sual ngaithiamnak thei in, cui duhddawtnak le sual ngaithiamnak thawn khat le khat duhdawt aw ding khi Memorial Service ih in zirhmi a si. Cutin, Pathian uknak a simi duhdawtnak ram cu a kau sin ding.
2.     Baby ih hmuitinmi vemi cu mi hmuahhmuah Pathian ih duhdawtnak an theih ding le cuih duhdawtnak thawn duhdaw aw ding hi a si ve thiamthiam.
3.     Harsatnak kan ton tikah Pathian cu lam in hruaitu, kan tulmi in petu a si ringring. Curuangah, ral tha zet in hmailam ah Bawipaih tuanvo lakmi ka si ti thei in hnangam tein hmai ah feh uh si timi khal Rev. Khuang Lian Kap in in sim duh.
4.     Tuih sunah kei teh Bawipaih ttangkaa ah ka cawl leh ding si khaw, cutikah “ziangtin midang in in ciingmang pei aw?” ti ka ruat aw zet. 



Pathian Thangthatnak Hlasaknak ih a Hmual


    by San No Thuan

Tirh 16:16-40

1.     Pathian ziangruangah aw le zai in pek?
a.     Amah Pathian thangthat dingah a si. Cumi duh hlah sehla, aw hi in pe lo ding.
b.     Phi 1:21 …. Keimahih duhmi kim ter dinga a si lo. Khrih tuah duhmi tuahnak ding ah a si.
c.     Kol. 1:16 . . . Ziang hmuah hmuah hi Khrih sung in Khrih hrangah a tuah.
“Everything got started in him and finds its purpose in him.”

2.     Pathian thangthatnak hla kan sak tikah, ziangvek lungput kan neih a tul?
a.     Ka audian tumbik cu Pathian a si. Amah sunloihnak puai ih ka sakmi a si ti thei ringring aw.
b.     Psalm 100:5
                                      i.     Bawipa cu a tha,
                                    ii.     a duhdawtnak cu kumkhua in a hmun
                                   iii.     Rintlak a sinak cu san khat hnu sankhat a hmun.
c.     Psalm 103:2-5
                                      i.     A thatnak hmuahhmuah hngilh hlah aw.
                                    ii.     Sual I ngaithiamnak
                                   iii.     Ka natnak I dam ter.
                                   iv.     I run: a thukmi thlan ihsin I suah
                                    v.     A hmunmi duhdawtnak le lainak thawn I thluasuah
                                   vi.     Blessings: Ka nunnak thil tha thawn I khah ter.
                                 vii.     Muvanlai bang in cak le no in I um ter.
3.     Pathian thangthat hlasaknak ih a hmual
a.     Paul le Silas  (Tirh 16:16-40).
                                      i.     Harsat le beidong lai ah vuihram men lo in, Pathian hnen ah thla an cam ih an thangthat (c. 25).
                                    ii.     Harsat caan ih a mah thangthatnak hla sak thotho tu pawl ih aw cun, Pathian thinlung a tthawng/sawh tuk ih, ling a hnin ter (c. 26a).
                                   iii.     Anmah lawng si lo, midang ih thir cikcin tiang a phoih sak theh (c. 26b).
                                   iv.     Thawnginn uktu le a sungte an piangthar (c.29-30).

b.     Na thanau maw? Why? Nangmah le nangmah na rinsan aw ruangah. Pathian kha thangthat aw. Pathian thangthat hla saknak caan neih lo khi thanaunak hrampi bik a si.
c.     Pathian thangthat cu Pathian ih cahnak le huham pawl ah na nunnak a lo ret ih ral thatnak a lo pe.

Thunetnak:
1.     Pathian in kan aw le zai in peknak hi Amah thangthat dingah a si. Nunnak timi hi na hrangah a si lo. Pathian hmaika ih a maih duhmi kim ter ding hi a si.
2.     Thangthat hla sak tik ih neih dingmi lungput cu
a.     Pathian lawng ka thangthatmi a si ti thei ringring aw.
b.     Pathian in na par, midang parih a thatnak le duhdawtnak pawl cingmang phah in sak aw.
3.     Thangthat hla sak nak ih a hmual
a.     Na lungawi caan hnak in na thanau caan ah na tuah dingmi cu Pathian hnen ah lungawi thu sim in Amah thangthatnak hla sak aw.           
b.     Na nunnak a lo temtawntu cikcin pawl a poih hlo theh ding.